Autism

Nikola Tesla, Einstein, Darwin and many other famous scientists were said to have autism in childhood. Later they became some of the world's most famous pieces. But what was the reason behind autism? 

Maybe their wisdom and knowledge was not enough to hold on the IQ they preserved. But think of a child who has all the capabilities of holding the IQ of a genius at the very beginning of life. Yes, a prodigy with no autism is more capable of helping the world than an autistic child with high IQ.

So, don't kill Jews!

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Qualities of a good friend

1. Will not harm you for their own cause

2. Will help you grow

3. Will save you when you are in danger

4. Will support you when you are in distress

5. Will take you to the places he/she likes

6. Will make fun of you

7. Help you in studies and career

8. Will respect your family

9. Will keep distance when you need space

10. Will introduce you with new friends they got


# Making friends is a choice. You can undo what you did wrongly!


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Bad Bangladeshi Detector

For the safety of the rest of the countries of the world we need to find bad Bangladeshi actors:

1. They want and use everything free (don't let them, charge more)

2. They want to be you (So, be happy thinking that you are superior)

3. They steal, literally they do (make antitheft police stronger)

4. They lies (make a lie detector and include it in their devices and watches)

5. They hides from truth (use GPS in all the devices to accurately measure like google map)

6. They lies about their family (so, find their family tree from their documents and social media accounts)

7. They may use lethal weapons (use GPS in the guns and make it digital where disabling GPS will destroy the device)

8. They use fake docs (use scannable chips in the docs to find them uniquely and track them through GPS)

9. They use AI to write articles and demands royalty (use AI marks to identify their writings)

10. They copy other's writings (use plagiarism detector by implementing time machine in AI)

11. They torture women (use body and room camera which can detect invisible creatures)

12. They hack sites and online accounts (use anti hacking mechanism built in the AI to protect users privacy and security and record their screen simultaneously and detect the activity pattern using AI)

Moral of the story:

 

Help people who give you ideas (give them credit and share of profit and security if threatened)


#Peace! 😊



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The age of anarchy

Things that will happen:

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1. People will not recognize faces

2. People will forget everything that happened
3. Devices will be hacked
4. You will talk to your spouse thinking your illegal boyfriend
5. You will talk to police thinking them as your crime partners
6. Your message will be sent from the other people's account as they are handicraft
7. People will pour money for less money
8. People will run after uncle Sam instead of Madona
9. People will kill to gain popularity in jail

Solutions:
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1. Use X-ray glasses with DNA scanner
2. Use external backup memory for brains
3. Use internet with alternative channels for communication
4. Don't talk cheap with your husband thinking as your cheap boyfriend
5. Don't talk crime in your house when you got full privacy in dreams
6. Send messages in hieroglyphics when they are eve teasing on the chat
7. Don't pour money, pour hard work
8. Run after someone important not impotant (Don't be clever)
9. Don't kill, file cases


#Good luck! 😎

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The Wadiyans again

In the kingdom of Wadiya, the king wanted to select his heir and made a plan to formulate a game. All the selectors tested the candidates and found one who was different. The referee declared the odd one rejected and all others victorious one by one.

The king wanted an explanation. The referee said, "We can control the minds of all but the odd one. So, we decided to reject him." The king asked, "Then who do you choose?" The referee said, "We have choosen every other candidate." The king asked, "Why?" The referee said, "Because no other candidate was eligible to be rejected."

The next few months king chose one after another chosen candidate for the position of the crown and everyone behaved miserably. The king called upon a mystic to find the reason behind. The mystic said, "They were controlled by the foreign soldiers."

Then the wise king (became wise later) called the referee and ordered him to call the odd one as on one will be able to control it and it is important!

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The fake judgement day

The prince of Wadiya was of good character and of good heart. He avoided girls for a reason. Having an affair seemed like wasting time to him. So, he avoided every girl that liked him or wanted a romantic relationship with him.

 
One of the girls texted him again and again and he used to block her. Because he didn't want to waste his time on unnecessary things. The girl was quite interested. She opened new accounts after every block and texted him why he was not accepting his request.

Then comes the university life. The books were huge and covering up the whole book was time-consuming but he used to get messages from unknowns or friends of friends and got bored over phone calls from some. So, he switched off his phone and wasted his time on other unimportant things!

In the day of fake judgment he was accused of having affairs with multiple girls and at the same time accused of avoiding multiple girls (yes it's a crime in this new era of fake judgment days).

He was happily married but uncle Sam and his team were not happy about it. And thus the day of fake judgment began! The rest is a story of continuous torture, a learning phase for him, biology practical classes for his wife, and girls who liked him!

Now he is a rebel and a feminist who favors the happiness of their husbands!

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The right person for you

When you want to deceive a woman you will say whoever gives you flowers, gifts, ornaments, time, threatens you with love, steals your money and sanity, snatches you from others, make you a doll, wanna have sex (with long long duration) all the time when you don't want to (or makes you believe you want to when you do not), can steal from your husbands properties, who can tell you about your past lives (with bad intensions) | who can beg from you | who can talk like Jimmy Fallon but don't like sarcasm, doesn't take money from own parents (but other people's parents), lies about the persons you love, makes you believe God wants 70 beautiful | tall | dumb | fair | copycat | rich (has material wealth) | thief | hacker | politician (who steals from rich guys & poor guys) | takes money from your parents as salary | can make women fool | is crazy about your husband's likings | who gets money from corrupt government are your real | true | original lover (read Odyirh)!

#Peace! 😊

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The test

There was a purgatory where a man and his known people were bought. The man was virtuous. So, he was choosen for the peace he needs. But what he wants, nobody knew about.

Then God examined everyone to know the truth about the incident. Everyone was behind his immediate family. One by one they were tested. Whoever is loyal to him was killed. And whoever betrayed him was given the gifts from Satan. And they became bad guys.

The man became confused. He asked God what was the problem. God replied, "I want to make sure everyone knows the truth because I already know it."

Then he asked how long it would take to make everyone surrender. God replied, "It will take as much time as everyone wants."

Then what will happen to the virtuous one? Asked the man. Then God said that you will be given what people know about your choice. Then the man replied, "I already wrote a blog about it. Ask your children to read my blog!"

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Present in the future

A prince married a girl and took her to a wedding. The Groom cried out loud and said that this girl is my past life's wife! Hearing that the Bride said indicating the Groom, this is my future husband. Hearing that the Groom said this (the girl) is my future wife too. The Bride said, "If I am your future wife then how is she your future wife too?" The Groom said, "After our wedding, this girl will text me asking that how I was her husband in the past. I will reply that I want to be your husband again and the girl will agree."

 
Hearing all these the husband of the girl said, "Every moment is present, the past is forgotten and there is nothing called future!" Hearing all these a philosopher died then and there and police arrested everyone. The wedding went in vain and no one was in the present anymore!


#Peace 😊

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Unpopular criminal

Wise people learn by asking and stupid people learn by torturing. Because one day the world will be advanced enough to gain information from the tombs of the universe and that information will tell everything that happened.

And they will know who were victorious and who were loosers. Loosers are those who try to loose by ruining their reputation. It's not the police or journalist who make you unpopular. It's the criminal itself!



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The communication gap

In the era of digital bankruptcy people will face the following problems:

1. You will message one but it will reach to other

2. You will call one but it will reach other and vice versa

3. You will message one and it will be automatically deleted

4. You will not message one but a message will appear to other's inbox and you will not know about it.

5. Your friends account will be used by others (multiple users)

6. Your husband's colleague will run after you (money that you will get after your husband dies [so, he will love your money and think what will happen to you when the money will be his. He will find another wife with money from her husband)

7. You and your spouse will get messages from a woman and a man who are couple themselves. They will love you both and they love each other too!

8. All of your friends will tell you lies about your spouse if you really like him/her.

9. You will believe most of the lies and least of the truth

10. Your parents will want your money (like a farmer sells the cow's milk)

11. Big companies will hire criminals (not philosophers cum lawyers)

Solutions:
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1. First and foremost duty is to complain (You will not get the solutions all the time. So, complaining is better when you know the right authorities)

2. You have to be vocal about it

3. You need to contact the person you want to reach in all the other ways possible

4. You need to find a morally ethical person who is at the same time intelligent

5. Make a team of good people (with good heart)

6. Always respect the good in people and avoid the bad in the same

7. To develop fake account detector and strike them with badges

8. You can develop lie detection techniques and also find people with jealousy, lust and hunger for money (more than optimum level) and avoid them

9. Know thyself to know the problems with your beliefs

10. Find the wrongs in your parents too

11. You get hired by the big companies, reach to the top and expel the criminals and hire good people


#Peace 😊

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True story 17

In a village there lived the prince Odyirh who married a girl he didn't know about. The girl thought that he is the right choice but hesitated a little. The wedding ended anyway and the prince stayed away for a while.

 
People thought that the girl would be the next queen but it was the prince's wife who was going to be the queen. All other girls started to run after the prince to make him think that the girl got issues and he should leave her.

But the boys are more stupid than the girls as they run after the girl to make her believe they were the real prince. They didn't know that bringing up some flowers, chocolates and gifts would not make him a king. It will only make him the girl's husband.

Seeing the stupidity of the girl, the prince one day decided to divorce the girl and got married again. The drama ended that way!

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The dirty politics

There was a boy named Odyirh who used to write for the sufferer. He was targeted for killing but the world suddenly found out. When the world found out about him the attempted killer tried to make him crazy.

 
His moto was, "Make him crazy and he will not be able to speak the truth!" So, he went to every country possible and told them we want to research on him and give us money. With that money they didn't help him but destroyed (sorry continuously is destroying) his life!

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Hacking

Hacking is meant to hack things you have no control upon. So, are you gonna hack your own accounts on social media? Of course, not! You are gonna complain to the authorities and they are going to hack your account with their employees who are experts on the field!

 
Now if companies want to hire hackers don't force them to hack around rather prepare dummy websites for them and train them. And don't hire independent hackers because they are already stealing and they may steal from your company too! But if your company or Government is stealing then they are not the thief you suppose!

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The angry man who is not angry 99% of the time

A man was walking in the street. He found an old man sitting on a chair. The old man was giving a lecture. He found it amazing and started to record the lecture. When came home, his wife started to check his phone and found out the record. She pressed the play button. A male voice said, fuck!

The wife rushed to his husband and said, "Are you gay?" The husband replied, "Why are you asking this?" Wife then came up with the phone. The husband told her to listen it carefully. She played it again. The voice said, "Fuck her".

Now the wife said, "So, you are fucking a whore!" The husband said, "Listen to the whole Convo!" The wife said, "I am Zen Z. I don't have time. Ok, I am listening!" The voice said, "Fuck her man". The wife got furious. "So, you are a gay indeed. I knew it and I already said it."

The husband said, "Please, listen again." This time the voice said, "Fuck her man if he is fucking her life." Then the wife said, "I knew it. You are a gay!" The husband got angry. He said, "Go to fucking America. Marry a Nigga. Then come back and ask me again."

The wife flew to America and married a Nigga and came back to her husband. The husband asked, "Why you came back to me?" The wife said, "I did it." "Did what?" "I married a Nigga and came back from America."

"Why you came back?"- the husband asked. "Because I love you." The husband got furious again and said, "So, you love a gay!" The wife said, "I love you and you only." The husband said, "Your friend Nita loves me too!" The wife went to kill Nita and came back.

"You again!" "Yes, I killed Nita and now you got only one lover." Husband said, "My sister's name is Nita." "What! I killed your sister?!"

Husband said, "There are a million Nitas out there!" The wife said, "I will kill them all." "I mean they are all my sisters!" The wife said, "Ok, forget everything and love me." The husband said, "I don't love other people's wives!" The wife said, "I thought you gave me a curse to marry a Nigga." The husband said, "I was just furious and people say anything and everything when they get angry."

The wife then said, "I wanna marry you again." "Why?" "Because, I have a friend left who loves you too. But she is like you and doesn't love other women's hubbies."

Moral of the story:

Don't marry an angry man while he is not angry and you are dumb!

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Separation

People says a girl can wait for at most four months away from her husband. But I think it's not four months. In my opinion, a girl can stay for life without her husband if she wants to. Similarly, a man can stay without his wife for any duration of time he wants. For some it may reach infinity if he/she got a good character and integrity!

 
Look at uncle Sam!

(You know what, self love is the best love! Just kidding..)

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In the love of God in Heaven

In a village, people were backdated and wanted to make them advanced and modern. So, they called their God and expressed their demand. The God asked what they wanted. They replied that we want pleasure and immortality.

God then made them humanoid robots and told them to have sex as much as possible. The rest is history. The village became a complete mess. Men were after women, women were after peace, peace was after money, money was after the banks and banks were after heaven.

The villagers came to a saturation point. All the men started to like what the best man liked and all the women liked the best men. So, it became complicated. They started to question the God what our problem is! Why you made me inferior to the best men.

Then God made a copy of the woman the best man desired and made the best man single. Everyone became happy that way. But there was a catch, all the women felt terrible because they didn't get their best man. So, God decided to make each copy of the woman the best man liked, the wife of the best man for one month. Now the women were happy for a month each but not entirely.

The men who married the best men's liking also were in distress because they were not happy to see their wives (begoted from jealousy) with the man they always admired! Technically they forced God to make the women (clones) their wives.

Now the problem was the women who were not the best man's liking were in distress because no one liked them now. So, they all wanted the memories and face of the liking (woman the best man likes). So, God made them that way.

One day the best man found out his wife was with 300 men simultaneously. So, he wanted to reject her. Hearing this all the men started to hate the liked one and was looking for a better version. And they were after the best man's new choice. After a while, they found out the best man liked everyone and all.


The men then wanted to marry every woman out there one by one for one month. God approved their wish. Then men started to get married and it continued for a while.

One day a man realized that he wanted his first wife most. He then remarried his first wife. Then when she was talking about his other wives, he thought his third wife was better. Then his third wife got pregnant and her new husband was angry about it. Then the village became a living hell again.

Then everyone started to pray to the God and asked what we wanted and what was best for them! The God replied that you want all the women out there and to live with each for eternity! Then everyone became happy and said, "That's a good solution". Then the men paused for a while and asked the God, "What is eternity? How could we live with all for eternity with each one of them?! It's practically impossible!

Then the God said, it's the thing what you wanted! Then all the people asked to explain it further. The God then said, you actually want a woman who you got from me in heaven and forgot about the rest of the pack. If you don't know another woman to compare with your partner then you are happy with the one you got whatever she is!

Then everyone burst out in the joy of laughter and said, "Eureka, eureka! We found out the true God!" The God then said, "God is always true!" And each of you will now live with a woman you got and never look for another woman again because in your world there will be none other than you got and you both will forget the memories of everything other than what you got, period!



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The lost child

When a father looses a son the father becomes blind. He searches for him here and there. Then people take the chance to prove to him the son showing his belongings. The father doesn't know that belongings do not make a man. It's the man who chooses his belongings!

The shoes your son wore may be in his hands or in the hands of the thieves!

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Free up the birds

Birds are created free. They are meant to fly in the sky and live freely. We should not torture them and make them our prisoners using cages. But if you wanna preserve some species then you have to create natural habitats for them like eco-parks with favorable ecosystems.

Animals are not intelligent like humans. So, they are our responsibility. But if they enter your room or house then you should take preventive measures. But if you fail to do so then you can use curative measures (like poisons for rats).

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True story 15

In the kingdom of Wadiya, a prince was born. The prince was thinking sitting under a tree. A politician was passing by the tree and saw the child thinking. He asked the child what you are doing? He replied that I am thinking.

The next day the whole village came to the boy and asked him what he was doing. The boy replied I was just thinking. The villagers were in shock! Why are you thinking? He nodded that people just think. It's a human nature. Then they asked what is thinking. The kid replied, read a book and read it again without it. That's called thinking! 

Then the villagers said, we wanna be like you. Then the boy said, do what I say, and follow me on social media in the future, and never disturb me and my future family again or God will not tolerate it!

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The happy women

Once there was a prince who was very brave and proud. But he suddenly falls into a trap called marriage. The girl wanted his money, beauty, courage, and persona as the boy had everything he deserved!

The prince was not happy about that. So, he wanted to test the girl of his desire. He called the God and he made a plan.

The God asked the girl I will give you whatever you want. Then the girl replied, I want a handsome boy. Then God brought a handsome boy to her. Then she stayed with her for 1 year and called the God I don't want a handsome boy, l like rich guys.

Then God brought a rich guy. The girl stayed with the rich guy for 1 year and called the God again. This time the girl wanted a servant boy rather than a rich guy. So, God brought her a robot.

The girl stayed with the robot for 1 year and when she told him a goat on wrath, the servant turned into a goat in reality which smelled bad. Then the girl called the God again and asked her to take away this donkey and bring her a musician.

Then God brought a musician for her. The musician was so obsessed with music that he had very little time to talk with her. Whenever she asked something the musician replied in songs.

The girl got tired of it. She called the God again and this time she wanted a scientist who could research on her wishes. Then God brought a scientist to her and she got a research paper on the first night. You know what the scientist invented the time machine long before she was born!

Now the girl called the God and wanted the time machine and God brought her that. The girl then went back to the beginning of time and never came back.

Seeing this the next girl wanted a man who thinks like her, smells like her, kills like her, fucks like her, loves like her, looks like her, kisses like her, and speaks like her. Then God brought a girl and the girl became a lesbian.

The next girl didn't want to be lesbian. So, she called the God to bring someone who is her opposite. Then God brought her a man who was totally opposite of her. When the girl turned left the man turned right. When the girl started educating herself the men started to loose his memory. The girl was bored and angry. She called the God and wanted her money back. The God replied, I am not a banker!

The next girl wanted to live alone in nature where there is no human. The God gave her that. The girl was happy but wanted to have a partner to talk to. Then God gave everything the power of talking. The girl was frightened by the mysterious noises made by everything because none of them was her type. 

Then she called the God and wanted a man who could she have sex with. Then God brought her a sex partner and he was after his vagina all the time. The girl got miserable and called the God to bring the police. Then God brought a policeman and asked the man what his problem was. The men told the police this girl made me a sex maniac and I want freedom! Then God made a jail and put the girl in there.

The next girl wanted to know everything the God knows. Then God made her a mind reader and she read everyone's mind out there and became a mental patient.

The next girl wanted to be a bird. God gave her wings and she was flying in the sky and had a crash with a helicopter by mistake and she died.

The next girl wanted to be immortal. God made her that. As she was a psycho, she started to torture every being possible and people couldn't kill her because she was immortal. Then people chained her in her room and she lived forever there without eating and sleeping. 

The next girl wanted to torture a man. God gave him a man. She tortured him all day and wanted to know what he wanted. The man could not open his mouth in pain. So, the girl called God again and wanted to make the man talk. The man then spoke in agony, Please God fulfill my wish and torture this girl as you made her torture me and as you fulfill her wish. The God then ordered the man to torture the girl as long as she wanted as she was the first one to hit.

The next girl was frightened and asked the God what should I want! Then God told her, you want a husband caring enough who can be anything but everything and a world which looks like heaven where you will not torture anyone without permission, you will not steal anything from others, you will earn your worth without harming innocents and reasons.

The girl then replied, "Ow! I just want a predictable world where no one will be able to predict the future. And God will not interrupt everything and anything. But when God wishes to help, it will help the being who truly deserves it. 

Then the God laughed out loud and said, you are the first human (Eve) and Adam is waiting for you!

Seeing this each girl left in the pack wanted a heaven where there would be another Adam waiting for them except one who wanted a modern man, not an ancient one!

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The adulterated gold

People of the earth know that gold is valuable but they don't know how to distinguish it from the fakes. So, people started to research on the thing and Archimedes was one who said eureka first!

Then people started to develop their tools and found out the gold measuring (testing) devices. One day people found out all of their gold was fake.

They went to the king and asked him what to do about it. The king replied please be Archimedes!


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Modesty

If you wear a Borka or a Hijab then I suggest to keep your face open so that people can recognize you. Because the women who wear Borka/Hijab are either very pious and modest or want to roam around in disguise!

And if you don't want to attract males don't wear colorful and attractive Borka/Hijab if you wanna refrain from evil eyes!

But the boys who disturb women with little clothes are not guilt-free. If you wanna control your desires then even a naked woman can not make you fall into a trap, period!

# Good luck! 😊

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True story 12

In the kingdom of Wadiya in 2050 everyone became obsessed with Zen-Z and the modern world. The people forgot to earn knowledge and wasted their time on love and affairs. You know what, love is a book too. And people fall in love again and again but marry only one. 

But in Wadiya people wanted to stay with as much partners as possible. But this don't brings true happiness. So, they came up with an idea. They started to stay with each unique girl one after another for 1 year and tested how the time was.

Thus they started to live in hell full of life partners and when God asked a girl who did you choose to stay for life, she said that I want to live with the first partner. Then God asked why you did choose the number one. The girl replied that she forgot about the first one!

Then God laught at her and asked then choose another one. She then thought for a while and replied that she wanted to stay with the 2nd one again. Then God became curious and asked the same question. The girl replied the same (she forgot about the 2nd one too).

 
Then God said that ok, start the cycle again! The girl then repeated the cycle for 1900 times and came to God to ask who should I choose. The God replied you should choose not to play the game!

Another girl told God that my husband married 70 women one after another. And I married 70 men the same way. Now everyone likes of pretending to like my husband and every man pretending to be my real husband. What should I do?

Then God picked up his phone and wrote a post:

"Please write a beautiful article about your first wife/husband, your favorite wife/husband, first best friend, favorite best friend, first crush, favorite crush, first girlfriend/boyfriend, favorite girlfriend/boyfriend, top 15 enemies (minor/major), social account links, hacked account list etc. mentioning their names and tagging them if possible with pictures.

 
Whoever writes most beautifully will get a huge fortune! And the fortune is another world with the persons they liked and wanted, except their enemies!

# Good luck! 😊

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The unsang song

(Hridoy Akanda)

The people of the earth were once in peace
The peace was meant to be stolen
So, they stole the peace from us.

The thunders are lost in the clouds
And the clouds are lost in the winter
The memory of the past is hanging on the ceiling
And they forgot the legends responsible.

The legends of the future was once the hero
The victims of the present are stuck in the past
The moon was brighter on some moonlight night
The whisper of the night owls are still missing

People are now waiting for God's wrath
To destroy everything that can be seen
The earth will be shattered into pieces of sands
And it will be lost in the sands of time.

The music was stolen from the heaven
It will be there in the hell too with altered frequency
The God will create the heaven again
From the ashes of the earth we left.

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Uncle Sam again

In the kingdom of Wadiya, the prince got married and he was happy with his wife (or an actor). Uncle Sam was not happy about that. He thought the wife was rich and wanted to make her his son Pidsut's wife and uncle Sam was a fake rich too. And of course, he was an honorable man!

So, uncle Sam reached a beggar in a suit and told him to fund him for cruelty. The beggar was begging from every door open, with a pistol in one hand and money in the other. He didn't know he and his father were mere servants.

Then when uncle Sam knew about the originality of the wife he was after, he started to look for a loyal wife material type girl for his handicraft kid.

The father of the prince was foolish enough to trust his brother and doubt his only child. When the father realized that his brother was the real devil, he started to look for his child. Then the wizard brother disguised himself as the PM and told his father, you give your property and I give you protection. 

The father was fooled by the love of his only child and gave none of his properties to her (in dreams). You know what, the father died in a car accident long before the PM even came to him along with his real wife.

So, the real PM wanted to kill the prince and make him her daughter's husband after he met another fake prince. The father then left his child alone and the mother left after that. 

The uncle was still in his house with his legal (first) wife and started to torture the real prince who died before in the eyes of the beholders. 

The prince's wife became a PS and the prince got more power. The servants went mad like jungle dogs. The mom got another fake husband. The locality got fake heaven. The relatives became fake rich. The PM is in jail and the humans left were in deep sorrow!

Moral of the story:

Never trust anyone with your intellect and memories! And don't dig grave for others when you are the defaulter, because the grave wants you back!

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Your naked wish

(Hridoy Akanda)

The world is stone hard
The water is now fire 

And the fire is in the hell
To fulfill your desire.

The wispers of the demons surrounds you
Like a cloud in the heaven
The mysteries of the universe are unfolding
But you are still confused.

Because you think you know everything
Everything you wanted is in front of you now
But the thing you wanted the most has vanished,
Vanished like a cunning witch
Which you thought might save you.

The reasons are answers now and
The answers are your reasons
You are still in the dark
To save you from yourself only!


(To be continued..)

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Child Care and Responsibility

1. If you marry a woman and you breed a child then the responsibility lies on both of you.

2. If you get a child without marrying then the responsibility should lie upon the mother if she didn't make any treaty because without marriage the child's future is in danger and the mother is the one who loves the cub most.

3. If you take a child by surrogation then there must be a written deed for the development and education of the child.

4. If you take a child with someone else's sperm without informing the donor then the responsibility lies upon the person who did the planning.

# And if you want a happy and healthy child then you must not beat it for good!

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The God's Creation

Most of the animals don't talk and spread like humans do. Humans are capable of complex thinking. They got power and knowledge. And with great power comes great responsibility!

So, it's human's duty to protect nature's sanctity. Man is the best creation of God. All other creatures are created to assist and give pleasure to human eyes and to show how beautiful and creative the God's mind is! So, animals are like angels. They are here for our causes!

But in case of humans, you need to take permission before you do anything to it. And in case of the weak you need to be more gentle and kind!

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The Wadiyan Story

In the kingdom of Wadiya there was a king named Odyirh. People were jealous about him. One day he got married to a woman of his age and started to live together. As men of the locality wanted to be him and their wives, sisters and mothers wanted to be his wife, they all started to run after him.

  The women wanted to divorce their husbands for him. So, the husbands were after his wife. They all wanted to marry her. Then God made copies of the wife and gave all men one wife each. The man then started to make fun of their previous wives and the king. The king thought his wife went to stray.

Then the king met God and God made a plan. He told the king to marry all the women who wanted to marry him and the wives of the husband who wanted to marry his wife. Then every woman becomes his wife. Then the men will marry his previous wives (the king's wife). Thus all the men got their previous wives (now king's wife too). And all the women got to marry the king. Moral of the story:

Don't marry the king's wife. If you do so, you will always stay with your own (previous) wife who is in love with the king! # Namaste (Means Hello in Hindi) 😊

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Things to look at in your future wife

Qualities to look at

1. Honest with you

2. Intelligent

3. Brave

4. Patient (have patience)

5. Flexible and Logical

6. Curious

7. Loves animals, not pets

8. Respects good people

9. Can recognize bad people

10. Can work for herself

11. Believes in improvement

12. Loves conditionally not blindly

13. Have respect for herself and her values

14. Eager to accept better opinions if presented

15. Accept mistakes and learn from them

16. Prefers to stay with one good person for lifetime

17. Have little affinity for materialistic world (but not entirely a monk)


Qualities of her parents:
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1. Respects her and good people

2. Have a growth mindset

3. Understanding

4. Caring for her

5. Can recognize intentions and would help her in need

6. Wise

7. Honest with her

Some features people get trapped by:

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1. External beauty (little importance)

2. Wealth (the right person can build an empire from ashes)

3. Culture (you can make one cultured)

4. Health (It's important but if you got a caring and kind one then it's not an issue)


# I wrote it for myself and anyone who thinks like me. And don't be ridiculous to start to prepare yourself for the right one. The right one will make you grow if you don't know how to. Just you have to believe in him. Good luck! 😊


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The Thieves and the Prodigy

There was a boy name Odyirh. He was a mere human to some but a prodigy to others. Those who thought he is a mere human were told that he is crazy. But the people who believed him as a prodigy respected him but some of them wanted to steal everything from him because they wanted to be him. 

Now what they did? They stole his face, his social media accounts, his parent's identity, his wife's identity, properties he got, his clothes, his shoes, his watches, his books, his poems, his writings, his life, and his sufferings!

Moral of the story:

Stealing is itself a suffering and a curse too. You will not get rid of it ever!

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The wind of love

(Hridoy Akanda)

The western wind is standing still
Waiting for the thunder to disrupt everything
The castle of glass is blotted with insects from the past
The desert has flooded with pain.

The future is in the past
And the past is in the future
I have lost in you and
You are still here!

The prophets were once humans
And love was once blind
But I have torches in my hand
Which can work as the lightsaber for you
When the night is still dark.

I still remember your kisses
Holding hands was once a complex number.
I am who I am but you are just lost in the symbols!

The symbols do not make the world
It's the world which makes symbols and
My colors will someday find your path
And I will be there for you.

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True Story Revelation

There was a family in a small town and a devil in disguise was also there. The boy who lived with his family tried to study science which the devil didn't like because in science there is magic and the devil was afraid of magic. The devil had a family too. The devil spread rumors about the boy and convinced his parents to help him ruin the boy. His parents were afraid to loose him. The devil told them if you don't kill your son we will do it. As the parents didn't want to kill their son, so the agreed and killed their only son! The son got angry after they killed him. So, he wanted to make them intelligent enough not to harm their son again.

Now the investigation began. When someone wanted to talk to the son everybody said where is Harry and where is Harry in front of the door bell of the family cottage. When people found out that his father was a victim and his uncle was to blame his uncle changed his name and told everyone he is the father and the father is the uncle. And when they wanted to take revenge upon the uncles wife the aunt said that she was the mother and the mother was the aunt. Thus, the victim was his family and family only, again and again and again. 

The moral of the story is:

Don't have a family if you know a devil!

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Some thoughts on life:

Relation between Bravery and wisdom:
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1. Wisdom > Bravery
2. Great bravery * Less wisdom < Medium bravery * Less wisdom < Less bravery * less wisdom < Less bravery * medium wisdom < Medium bravery * medium wisdom < Less bravery * Great wisdom < Medium bravery * medium wisdom < Great bravery * Great wisdom


I have a better understanding now about the companionship:
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foolish friend < intelligent enemy < foolish enemy < intelligent friend
(Remember that friendship is more important than blood relations and the person who wants to harm you is not your friend. A fixed-selected group of people who are intelligent, well-trained, and have sanity and goodwill will have the right to harm people only when they are found truly guilty).
And don't be fooled by the entertainment industry. They are just here to entertain you! Don't take them seriously and try to understand sarcasm and irony too. Then you will be on the way to being a complete person!


World peace:
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Don't be fooled by colors, signs, or anything materialistic because everything has more than one meaning with both positives and negatives! Don't even depend on words as they may have different meanings for different people. But go through the whole conversation and understand the gist.
Believe in the willpower to do good for humanity and for everyone and you will get peace! Solve people's problems with good intentions and consult with the person you want to help because only the person knows how to help him/her and the person who is intelligent and truly, selflessly loves him/her when you are speaking the truth and he also wants peace not for just himself but for the whole world!


CCTV camera: 

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We should build CCTV cameras with built in night vision and memory (multiple personality in particular) detector which will capture the image of the electromagnetic condition inside the brain and true state of the skin which will reveal the true face and shape of a person! The Faraday's Cage will be transparent to the camera! 

Energy and God: 

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If the energy of the universe is constant and it is indestructible we know energy can be converted into matter! And if this energy is alive and can be converted into another form and a matter all of its own then is it called God?


Personal Freedom:
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I guess every parent should leave their children Independent after the age of 18. Because everyone should learn to take care of himself/herself. If he lacks money he can borrow it from a bank by student loan and he will repay it after he gets a job.

Parents should not interfere in children's lives like leaches! Even if he/she gets sick he/she should be able to go to a hospital or if he feels well he should provide for himself/herself. That's way a kid will transition from a teenager to a grown-up.

Everyone should taste his life on his/her own. He/she should make the decision of his/her marriage. He/she should do whatever he likes not violating the constitution of the country, or the laws not harming others or controlling others without their will or by misinformation and lies!

# Leave your children free if he/she is a grown-up and handle their finances on their own! Don't expect your kids to provide for you. That's your job!

# If you don't leave him/her you are actually ruining his/her life and you are keeping him/her as a kid and you are a hindrance in his/her growth!

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Personal Freedom:

I guess every parent should leave their children Independent after the age of 18. Because everyone should learn to take care of himself/herself. If he lacks money he can borrow it from a bank by student loan and he will repay it after he gets a job.

  
Parents should not interfere in children's lives like leaches! Even if he/she gets sick he/she should be able to go to a hospital or if he feels well he should provide for himself/herself. That's way a kid will transition from a teenager to a grown-up. Everyone should taste his life on his/her own. He/she should make the decision of his/her marriage. He/she should do whatever he likes not violating the constitution of the country.

# Leave your children free if he/she is a grown-up and handle their finances on their own! Don't expect your kids to provide for you. That's your job!

# If you don't leave him/her you are actually ruining his/her life and you are keeping him/her as a kid and you are a hindrance in his/her growth!

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Property ownership and management:

Buying and selling properties has become a troublesome work for the common people who are not accustomed to the daily activities of a land office and registry office. So, making it digital is the only way people will be relieved from this.

Measures can be taken:

1. All records should be stored digitally

2. The value of the land should be channeled through one of the Government selected banks.

3. The biometric data of both the parties should be taken.

4. To avoid manipulation of the server we can implement raid system.

5. Every child when born should be named and given a certification of birth confirming the parent's citizenship and DNA samples. Which will be uploaded to a government server. Some of these data should be accessible for the mass people to avoid fraudulence.

6. The owner should be given a license where all of his records will be saved. And by using this one card he must be able to pay, prove identity, prove marital and parental relationship, and much more.

7. The whole country should be taken under a digital map where all the information of the land owners will be available. So, that there remain no dispute.

8. If one loses his/her card then on complaining she/he should be given a replacement after verifying with biometrics.

9. There should not be any middleman or registry office. The AI will do all the verification (based on the online track history of both the parties) on behalf of both the parties.

10. After a transaction closes the new owner will be added to the digital map created earlier.

11. When buying a new land people need not to run after lawyers and deed writers. They will just login to the government database and find out the true owner.

12. Inheritance should be given to every descendants automatically and the properties they got will be registered automatically in the central server. This will be done when the original owner dies and his card will be disabled rightaway.

13. Every clinic or hospital should keep a separate department to process the birth certificates and death certificates after verifying by DNA samples.

14. If one forcefully captures any other persons land the government will take necessary measures to return the land to the original owner after verifying from the server.

15. The record will not remain safe by only storing it in government server. A distributed database should also be in place considering the safety of the data.

16. An international database should also be there which will keep record of all the owners of the properties which will be helpful for international trades and purchases.

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নাগরিক সেবায় বিড়ম্বনা:

আমাদের দেশের মানুষ প্রতিনিয়তই সরকারি নানাবিধ সেবা নিতে গিয়ে নানারকম হয়রানির স্বীকার হচ্ছে। আর ম্যাজরিটি ক্ষেত্রে এই হয়রানির কারন হচ্ছে তথ্য ব্যাবস্থাপনা। বানান ভুল, নামে ভুল, ছবি ভুল, নাম্বার ভুল, শুধু ভুল আর ভুল!

আমরা যদি এই ভুলের ভিসিয়াস সাইকেল থেকে মুক্তি পেতে চাই তাহলে কিছু ব্যাবস্থা নিলেই চলবে:

১. প্রত্যেক হাসপাতালে একটি করে শিশু নিবন্ধন সেল থাকবে। তাদের কাজ হবে শিশুর জন্ম তারিখ, নাম, ঠিকানা, পিতা-মাতার পরিচয়, রক্তের গ্রুপ এগুলো কালেক্ট করে একটি বার্থ সার্টিফিকেট প্রদান করা। এই সকল তথ্য একটি সেন্ট্রাল ডাটাবেজে স্টোর করে রাখা হবে।

২. যখন শিশুর বয়স ১৮ হবে তখন সেন্ট্রাল সার্ভার থেকে তার অভিভাবকের নাম্বারে একটি মেসেজ যাবে বায়োমেট্রিক এনরোলমেন্টের জন্য। এরপর নির্দিষ্ট তারিখে বায়োমেট্রিক নেওয়া হয়ে গেলে সেই তথ্যগুলো সেই একই সার্ভারে যোগ হবে এবং সেই শিশুর (এখন একজন ব্যক্তি) একটি সেন্ট্রাল ডাটাবেজ তৈরি হবে যেখানে তার সমস্ত তথ্য থাকবে।

৩. এরপর সেই ব্যক্তির যতরকমের লাইসেন্স, সার্টিফিকেট যা কিছুই তৈরি হবে সবকিছুই ঐ সেন্ট্রাল ডাটাবেজের সাথে কানেক্টেড থাকবে।

৪. সেই ব্যাক্তি কোনো জবে জয়েন করলে সেই তথ্যও সেখানে থাকবে। তার নামে কোনো ক্রিমিনাল রেকর্ড থাকলে সেগুলোও ঐখানে ডকুমেন্টেড হবে।

৫. তার বোর্ডের সকল রেজাল্ট গুলোও সেখানে কানেক্টেড থাকবে।

৬. এভাবে একটা ডাটাবেজ বানাতে পারলে, একটি ক্লিকেই একজন নাগরিকের সমস্ত তথ্য বের করা যাবে। প্রত্যেক সরকারি অফিসে সেই ডাটাবেজের একটা ক্লায়েন্ট এন্ডের ইউজার অ্যাপ থাকবে, যার মাধ্যমে তার সমস্ত তথ্য বের করা যাবে। বার বার ডাটা এন্ট্রি নিতে হবে না। ফলে অনাকাঙ্খিত কোনো ভুল হবে না।

৭. এর আরেকটা উপকারিতা হবে সিটিজেন ক্রেডিট স্কোর, যা একজন ব্যক্তিকে লোন দেওয়া কতটা ভায়েবল, তার দাড়া কোনো ক্রাইম করার সম্ভাবনা আছে কিনা সব প্রেডিক্ট করা যাবে।

৮. এভাবে একজন নাগরিকের সকল প্রকার ডকুমেন্টস তৈরিতে আর কোনো হেসেল থাকবে না। পাসপোর্ট তৈরিতে সময় লাগবে সর্বোচ্চ দুই দিন।

৯. এর মাধ্যমে ভুয়া নাগরিক সনাক্ত করাও সহজ হয়ে যাবে। এবং ক্রিমিনাল দের ধরাও ইজি হবে।

১০. একজন ব্যক্তি যত রকমের ডিভাইস কিনবে সেগুলোও সেই ডাটাবেজে সংরক্ষিত থাকবে। ফলে কেউ কারো জিনিস চুরি করতে পারবেনা। ফোন, ল্যাপটপ এগুলো চুরি একেবারে বন্ধ হয়ে যাবে। একজন ব্যক্তির নামে যত রকমের প্রোপার্টি থাকবে, তাও সেখানে ডকুমেন্টেড থাকবে (উইথ ম্যাপ)।

১১. যখন কেউ মৃত্যু বরন করবে, তখন তার ডেথ সার্টিফিকেটও সেই ডাটাবেজে যুক্ত হবে পরীক্ষা নীরিক্ষার পর।

১২. এভাবে আমরা সবার ফ্যামিলি ট্রি তৈরী করে ফেলতে পারব। এবং কেউ মারা গেলে উত্তরাধিকারীদের সম্পত্তির ভাগ নিয়েও আর কোনো ঝামেলা থাকবেনা।

I think it is feasible, and the life of the citizens will be changed forever and for the better!

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The Pursuit of Happyness:

I think we all have watched the movie called "The Pursuit of Happyness". Yes, In life we can never achieve happiness, we can only pursue it. When I was a kid I was rewarded for everything good I did. So, I was told to get a scholarship at level 5, though I had Typhoid but I got it and in return, I got an MP3 player with displays. That time it was expensive and my father bought me that. After that, I was told to get a chance in the Cadet College and I also got a chance and I was rewarded with a computer. Later in SSC, I was asked to get a Golden (GPA 5 in all the subjects) but I wanted to do a record in Dhaka Board. I knew the marks (current record), and it was achievable. I studied hard and I had a fairly good exam, in fact, it was my best performance by far (later I had a fairly good experience in the SUST admission test and also in the Marine Academy exam). I did not score a record number! I was disappointed and I knew why I didn't get that. That was because I had a fairly bad handwriting. So, people back then were judging a book by its cover not by it's content! I hope in the future people will give exams through keyboards and handwriting will not be an issue and same AI will judge all the papers (writings) so no personal biases. I thought if I got a scholarship at level 5 I would be happy forever but that happiness lasted for a few months until I got admitted to a Cadet College Admission Coaching. After that, I thought I would be happy if I got into a Cadet College and I was happy only for 6 years. Though it is not a small number but you got me, right? Then some life events took away my happiness. I was in deep sorrow but was not hopeless! I tried to perform within the limited capacity and circumstances I got! After that, it was the Corona time. I thought everyone was gonna die and to my surprise, most of us survived!

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Then it was a run for job and I was not trying my best because I was upset again. Now a days, most of my time is spent with machines as I lost faith in people! Remember, I wrote faith not hope! I am still pursuing happiness in my life and I am not sure if I will get to a happiness that will last forever. Now, look at the name of the movie. Have you seen an error? Yes, there is an error. And it was intentional. This teaches us that in the pursuit of happiness, we will all make mistakes. It is the mistakes that make us stronger and better. It is the mistakes that teach you important lessons in life. We are all here to make mistakes and learn from them and that is called "Machine Learning"! Just kidding! So, embark on the journey of life because the journey is all we should celebrate not the destination. Because, when you reach the destination it's game over or you have another destination to pursue. So, let's not be afraid to make mistakes and enjoy the journey not the place in your mind called the destination. I have learned a great lesson, not by reading a book or listening to a great monk speaking, but by scrolling through social media like you guys all do. The lesson is "The grass looks greener on the other side of the river. But the grass is actually greener where you water it." But remember to water something valuable and something important to your life. Do not try to water a desert because it will be a waste! Though, China, Saudi Arabia, and Israel are growing plants in the desert too. That's also possible!

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আকাশ জুড়ে তুমি

(Hridoy Akanda)

আমার আকাশ জুড়ে শুধুই তুমি

তুমি ছাড়া অন্য কিছু ভাবার সময় নেই আমার,
তোমার আকাশ জুড়েও কি শুধুই আমি?
খুব জানতে ইচ্ছে করে।

তোমায় আমি এক বুক সমুদ্র নিয়ে ভালোবেসেছিলাম,
কিন্তু সমুদ্রের পানি তো লবণাক্ত, নোনতা,
তুমি হয়তো মিঠা পানির কাঙ্গাল
তাই মাঝে মধ্যে অনেক বিরক্ত হও।

আমি এখন শান্ত নদীর মত হতে চাই,
যেখানে থাকবে না সমুদ্রের প্রকট গর্জন
থাকবে না কোনো জোয়ার ভাটা।
কিন্তু কেন যেন খুব ভয় হয় আমার,
নদীতে বাঁধ দিলে তো নদী শুকিয়ে যায়,
তুমি কি চাও আমার ভালোবাসা কখোনো শুকিয়ে যাক?
আমি কিন্তু চাই না!

কাল বৈশাখী ঝড়ের আগমনের সময় তুমি এই পৃথিবীর বুকে এসেছ
আবার কাল বৈশাখী ঝড়ের মতো আমাকে ওলট পালট করে দিয়ে চলে যাবে নাতো?!

জানো,
যখন শিউলি তলায় শিশিরে ভেজা ঘাসের ওপর উত্তরীয়র মতো বিছিয়ে থাকে সাদা আর জাফরান রঙে মেশানো শেফালী
বিলে বিলে শাপলা শালুকের সমারোহ
তেমনই কোনো এক পরন্ত বিকেলে আমি এই ধরণীতে এসেছি।
তাই আমি স্নিগ্ধতার পূজারী,
আমি তোমার মাঝে কাশফুলের শুভ্রতাকে খুঁজে বেড়াই।

যখন বাঁশবনে ডাহুকেরা ডাকে, ডুবো জলে জড়িয়ে থাকে শালুক পাতা
তখন ঘোর লাগা চাঁদের আলোয় তোমার হাত ধরে দাঁড়িয়ে থাকতে ইচ্ছে হয় আমার,
মেঘের ভাঁজে ভাঁজে যখন জ্যোৎস্নার আলো এসে উঁকি দেয়
তখন আমার মনে হয় সে তো এমনই কোমল ও স্নিগ্ধ!

(to be continued..)

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