The prince was not happy about that. So, he wanted to test the girl of his desire. He called the God and he made a plan.
The God asked the girl I will give you whatever you want. Then the girl replied, I want a handsome boy. Then God brought a handsome boy to her. Then she stayed with her for 1 year and called the God I don't want a handsome boy, l like rich guys.
Then God brought a rich guy. The girl stayed with the rich guy for 1 year and called the God again. This time the girl wanted a servant boy rather than a rich guy. So, God brought her a robot.
The girl stayed with the robot for 1 year and when she told him a goat on wrath, the servant turned into a goat in reality which smelled bad. Then the girl called the God again and asked her to take away this donkey and bring her a musician.
Then God brought a musician for her. The musician was so obsessed with music that he had very little time to talk with her. Whenever she asked something the musician replied in songs.
The girl got tired of it. She called the God again and this time she wanted a scientist who could research on her wishes. Then God brought a scientist to her and she got a research paper on the first night. You know what the scientist invented the time machine long before she was born!
Now the girl called the God and wanted the time machine and God brought her that. The girl then went back to the beginning of time and never came back.
Seeing this the next girl wanted a man who thinks like her, smells like her, kills like her, fucks like her, loves like her, looks like her, kisses like her, and speaks like her. Then God brought a girl and the girl became a lesbian.
The next girl didn't want to be lesbian. So, she called the God to bring someone who is her opposite. Then God brought her a man who was totally opposite of her. When the girl turned left the man turned right. When the girl started educating herself the men started to loose his memory. The girl was bored and angry. She called the God and wanted her money back. The God replied, I am not a banker!
The next girl wanted to live alone in nature where there is no human. The God gave her that. The girl was happy but wanted to have a partner to talk to. Then God gave everything the power of talking. The girl was frightened by the mysterious noises made by everything because none of them was her type.
Then she called the God and wanted a man who could she have sex with. Then God brought her a sex partner and he was after his vagina all the time. The girl got miserable and called the God to bring the police. Then God brought a policeman and asked the man what his problem was. The men told the police this girl made me a sex maniac and I want freedom! Then God made a jail and put the girl in there.
The next girl wanted to know everything the God knows. Then God made her a mind reader and she read everyone's mind out there and became a mental patient.
The next girl wanted to be a bird. God gave her wings and she was flying in the sky and had a crash with a helicopter by mistake and she died.
The next girl wanted to be immortal. God made her that. As she was a psycho, she started to torture every being possible and people couldn't kill her because she was immortal. Then people chained her in her room and she lived forever there without eating and sleeping.
The next girl wanted to torture a man. God gave him a man. She tortured him all day and wanted to know what he wanted. The man could not open his mouth in pain. So, the girl called God again and wanted to make the man talk. The man then spoke in agony, Please God fulfill my wish and torture this girl as you made her torture me and as you fulfill her wish. The God then ordered the man to torture the girl as long as she wanted as she was the first one to hit.
The next girl was frightened and asked the God what should I want! Then God told her, you want a husband caring enough who can be anything but everything and a world which looks like heaven where you will not torture anyone without permission, you will not steal anything from others, you will earn your worth without harming innocents and reasons.
The girl then replied, "Ow! I just want a predictable world where no one will be able to predict the future. And God will not interrupt everything and anything. But when God wishes to help, it will help the being who truly deserves it.
Then the God laughed out loud and said, you are the first human (Eve) and Adam is waiting for you!
Seeing this each girl left in the pack wanted a heaven where there would be another Adam waiting for them except one who wanted a modern man, not an ancient one!
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