The angry man who is not angry 99% of the time

A man was walking in the street. He found an old man sitting on a chair. The old man was giving a lecture. He found it amazing and started to record the lecture. When came home, his wife started to check his phone and found out the record. She pressed the play button. A male voice said, fuck!

The wife rushed to his husband and said, "Are you gay?" The husband replied, "Why are you asking this?" Wife then came up with the phone. The husband told her to listen it carefully. She played it again. The voice said, "Fuck her".

Now the wife said, "So, you are fucking a whore!" The husband said, "Listen to the whole Convo!" The wife said, "I am Zen Z. I don't have time. Ok, I am listening!" The voice said, "Fuck her man". The wife got furious. "So, you are a gay indeed. I knew it and I already said it."

The husband said, "Please, listen again." This time the voice said, "Fuck her man if he is fucking her life." Then the wife said, "I knew it. You are a gay!" The husband got angry. He said, "Go to fucking America. Marry a Nigga. Then come back and ask me again."

The wife flew to America and married a Nigga and came back to her husband. The husband asked, "Why you came back to me?" The wife said, "I did it." "Did what?" "I married a Nigga and came back from America."

"Why you came back?"- the husband asked. "Because I love you." The husband got furious again and said, "So, you love a gay!" The wife said, "I love you and you only." The husband said, "Your friend Nita loves me too!" The wife went to kill Nita and came back.

"You again!" "Yes, I killed Nita and now you got only one lover." Husband said, "My sister's name is Nita." "What! I killed your sister?!"

Husband said, "There are a million Nitas out there!" The wife said, "I will kill them all." "I mean they are all my sisters!" The wife said, "Ok, forget everything and love me." The husband said, "I don't love other people's wives!" The wife said, "I thought you gave me a curse to marry a Nigga." The husband said, "I was just furious and people say anything and everything when they get angry."

The wife then said, "I wanna marry you again." "Why?" "Because, I have a friend left who loves you too. But she is like you and doesn't love other women's hubbies."

Moral of the story:

Don't marry an angry man while he is not angry and you are dumb!

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