Autism

Nikola Tesla, Einstein, Darwin and many other famous scientists were said to have autism in childhood. Later they became some of the world's most famous pieces. But what was the reason behind autism? 

Maybe their wisdom and knowledge was not enough to hold on the IQ they preserved. But think of a child who has all the capabilities of holding the IQ of a genius at the very beginning of life. Yes, a prodigy with no autism is more capable of helping the world than an autistic child with high IQ.

So, don't kill Jews!

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Qualities of a good friend

1. Will not harm you for their own cause

2. Will help you grow

3. Will save you when you are in danger

4. Will support you when you are in distress

5. Will take you to the places he/she likes

6. Will make fun of you

7. Help you in studies and career

8. Will respect your family

9. Will keep distance when you need space

10. Will introduce you with new friends they got


# Making friends is a choice. You can undo what you did wrongly!


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Bad Bangladeshi Detector

For the safety of the rest of the countries of the world we need to find bad Bangladeshi actors:

1. They want and use everything free (don't let them, charge more)

2. They want to be you (So, be happy thinking that you are superior)

3. They steal, literally they do (make antitheft police stronger)

4. They lies (make a lie detector and include it in their devices and watches)

5. They hides from truth (use GPS in all the devices to accurately measure like google map)

6. They lies about their family (so, find their family tree from their documents and social media accounts)

7. They may use lethal weapons (use GPS in the guns and make it digital where disabling GPS will destroy the device)

8. They use fake docs (use scannable chips in the docs to find them uniquely and track them through GPS)

9. They use AI to write articles and demands royalty (use AI marks to identify their writings)

10. They copy other's writings (use plagiarism detector by implementing time machine in AI)

11. They torture women (use body and room camera which can detect invisible creatures)

12. They hack sites and online accounts (use anti hacking mechanism built in the AI to protect users privacy and security and record their screen simultaneously and detect the activity pattern using AI)

Moral of the story:

 

Help people who give you ideas (give them credit and share of profit and security if threatened)


#Peace! 😊



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The age of anarchy

Things that will happen:

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1. People will not recognize faces

2. People will forget everything that happened
3. Devices will be hacked
4. You will talk to your spouse thinking your illegal boyfriend
5. You will talk to police thinking them as your crime partners
6. Your message will be sent from the other people's account as they are handicraft
7. People will pour money for less money
8. People will run after uncle Sam instead of Madona
9. People will kill to gain popularity in jail

Solutions:
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1. Use X-ray glasses with DNA scanner
2. Use external backup memory for brains
3. Use internet with alternative channels for communication
4. Don't talk cheap with your husband thinking as your cheap boyfriend
5. Don't talk crime in your house when you got full privacy in dreams
6. Send messages in hieroglyphics when they are eve teasing on the chat
7. Don't pour money, pour hard work
8. Run after someone important not impotant (Don't be clever)
9. Don't kill, file cases


#Good luck! 😎

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The Wadiyans again

In the kingdom of Wadiya, the king wanted to select his heir and made a plan to formulate a game. All the selectors tested the candidates and found one who was different. The referee declared the odd one rejected and all others victorious one by one.

The king wanted an explanation. The referee said, "We can control the minds of all but the odd one. So, we decided to reject him." The king asked, "Then who do you choose?" The referee said, "We have choosen every other candidate." The king asked, "Why?" The referee said, "Because no other candidate was eligible to be rejected."

The next few months king chose one after another chosen candidate for the position of the crown and everyone behaved miserably. The king called upon a mystic to find the reason behind. The mystic said, "They were controlled by the foreign soldiers."

Then the wise king (became wise later) called the referee and ordered him to call the odd one as on one will be able to control it and it is important!

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The fake judgement day

The prince of Wadiya was of good character and of good heart. He avoided girls for a reason. Having an affair seemed like wasting time to him. So, he avoided every girl that liked him or wanted a romantic relationship with him.

 
One of the girls texted him again and again and he used to block her. Because he didn't want to waste his time on unnecessary things. The girl was quite interested. She opened new accounts after every block and texted him why he was not accepting his request.

Then comes the university life. The books were huge and covering up the whole book was time-consuming but he used to get messages from unknowns or friends of friends and got bored over phone calls from some. So, he switched off his phone and wasted his time on other unimportant things!

In the day of fake judgment he was accused of having affairs with multiple girls and at the same time accused of avoiding multiple girls (yes it's a crime in this new era of fake judgment days).

He was happily married but uncle Sam and his team were not happy about it. And thus the day of fake judgment began! The rest is a story of continuous torture, a learning phase for him, biology practical classes for his wife, and girls who liked him!

Now he is a rebel and a feminist who favors the happiness of their husbands!

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The right person for you

When you want to deceive a woman you will say whoever gives you flowers, gifts, ornaments, time, threatens you with love, steals your money and sanity, snatches you from others, make you a doll, wanna have sex (with long long duration) all the time when you don't want to (or makes you believe you want to when you do not), can steal from your husbands properties, who can tell you about your past lives (with bad intensions) | who can beg from you | who can talk like Jimmy Fallon but don't like sarcasm, doesn't take money from own parents (but other people's parents), lies about the persons you love, makes you believe God wants 70 beautiful | tall | dumb | fair | copycat | rich (has material wealth) | thief | hacker | politician (who steals from rich guys & poor guys) | takes money from your parents as salary | can make women fool | is crazy about your husband's likings | who gets money from corrupt government are your real | true | original lover (read Odyirh)!

#Peace! 😊

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